Current mood:	pissed off
Current music:	You don't want to know...

Conspiracy theories...
Dear Foundation for International Education,

You have stolen my money and I hate you. You are never there when we need anything, and you blame us for breaking things in your buildings that should have been remodeled or condemned years ago. You took thousands of dollars from us and then gave us shite housing (complete with our own rats and mice) and a $600 Tube pass. Where did that money go? Not for upkeep on the building, obviously. Someone's pockets are getting nicely lined. Someday someone will expose your scam and you will all go to jail. What makes it ok for you to steal money from poor college students? Sickos. I love London. I hate you assholes.

Love,
Me

Dear flatmates,

Please stop having sex very noisily in the next room. It does tend to impede one's concentration. Thank you.

Love,
Me

In other news, the Underground is my friend again. :) And misterfizzy likes llamas. He really likes llamas. He has declared that he wants to be a llama. This worries me slightly. ;)